ofmiceandmuchachos:

cornmunism:

one time this kid in my class asked how to write a comma in spanish

Im fluent in spanish i can help its:  , 

dongstrider:

im—really—weird:

psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

somebody please write a book on this

(via explisit)